Landon told Bravo’s “I have decided to return to California where I will be pursuing my career in residential real estate. I recently renewed my license and am thrilled to join the team at CLIMB Real Estate.” Is that her dad’s business? The same one she got a cool hundred grand from for babysitting a vacant lot? Because if so, I can’t exactly blame her for chasing that easy paper. And also, where can I send my resume? Landon adds, “While I won’t be returning to , I’m excited for this next chapter in my life.” Honestly, maybe the shame of getting rejected by Shep and Thomas was just too much to bear. #BeenThere
As sad as I am to see our favorite drunk aunt move on to greener pastures (answer: only mildly sad tbh), I am glad and honestly surprised that she woke the fuck up and realized there’s no money to be made in the travel and lifestyle blog business. (Says the girl currently writing for a lifestyle blog.) For now we don’t have details on who, if anyone, will replace Landon, so stay tuned on more updates from Vanderpump Rules’ less attractive and interesting cousin.